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Koek still at it!
Friend of mine had her 22nd biffday not too long ago, and guess who came around to give her small kiss in the neck!!
Thx Vern, I owe you one.

From Seth
Better Late than never. Thx Seth. (http://www.2oceansvibe.com/2009/03/16/good-reception-in-plett/)
| Language | Happy Birthday |
|---|---|
| Afrikaans | Gelukkige Verjaarsdag |
| Albanian | Gëzuar Ditëlindjen |
| Aleut | Raazdinyaam Ugutaa |
| Amharic | መልከም ልደት (melekame lidete) |
| Arabic (Modern Standard) | (kul sana wa inta tayyeb) كل سنة و انت طيب (kul ʿam wa inta bihair) كل عام و أنت بخير |
| Arabic (Egyptian) | كل سنة و إنت طيّب (kull sana wa inta tayyib >m, kull sana wa inti tayyiba >f) و إنت طيّب response – (wa inta tayyib >m, wa inti tayyiba >f) |
| Armenian (Eastern) | Ծնունդդ շնորհավոր (Ts.nundet shnorhavor) |
| Armenian (Western) | շնորհաւոր ծննդեան տարեդարձ (shuhnorhavor dzuhnuhntyan daretarts) |
| Aromanian | Ti multsã-anji! Uràri cu-ucazea-a dzuùãljei di-aflari |
| Azerbaijani | Ad günün mübarək |
| Basque | Zorionak zuri |
| Belarusian | З днём нараджэння (Z dniom naradžennia) |
| Bengali | শুভ জন্মদিন (shubho jônmodin) |
| Bosnian | Srećan rođendan |
| Breton | Deiz ha bloaz laouen Kalz a vloavezhioù all |
| Bulgarian | Честит рожден ден (Čestit rožden den) |
| Catalan | Per molts anys / Bon aniversari / Moltes Felicitats |
| Cebuano | Maayong pagsaulog sa adlaw nga natawhan (formal – Happy Birthday is also used) |
| Chamorro | Biba Kumpleaños |
| Chechen | Deeqhal xyyl vinde |
| Chinese (Cantonese) |
生日快樂 (sàangyaht faailohk) |
| Chinese (Hakka) |
生日快樂 (sang niyt khwài lók) |
| Chinese (Hokkien) |
生日快樂 (Sen-jít khoài-lók) |
| Chinese (Mandarin) |
生日快樂 [生日快乐] (shēngrì kuàilè) |
| Chinese (Shanghainese) |
生日快乐 (sinni kualoq) |
| Cornish | Penn-bloedh Lowen |
| Croatian | Sretan rođendan |
| Czech | Všechno nejlepší k narozeninám! |
| Danish | Tillykke med fødselsdagen |
| Divehi | (ufaaveri ufandhuvaheh) އުފާވެރި އުފަންދުވަހެއް |
| Dutch | Gelukkige verjaardag Gefeliciteerd met je verjaardag Fijne Verjaardag Van Harte Gefeliciteerd Van Harte Gefeliciteerd met je verjaardag |
| Esperanto | Feliĉan datrevenon Feliĉan naskiĝtagon, Feliĉan naskiĝfeston |
| Estonian | Palju õnne sünnipäevaks |
| Faroese | Tillukku við føðingardegnum |
| Finnish | Hyvää syntymäpäivää |
| Flemish | Gelukkige verjaardag |
| French | Joyeux anniversaire Bon anniversaire Bonne fête (in Quebec) |
| Friulian | Bon Natalizi |
| Georgian | გილოცავთ დაბადების დღეს (gilocʻavtʻ dabadebis dġes) – frm გილოცავ დაბადების დღეს (gilocʻav dabadebis dġes) – inf |
| German | Alles Gute zum Geburtstag Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburstag |
| Greek | Χρόνια πολλά (Hrónia Pollá) |
| Hawaiian | Hauʻoli Lā Hānau |
| Hebrew | (Yom Huledet Sameakh) יום הולדת שמח |
| Hindi | जन्मदिन मुबारक हो (janmadina mubārak ho) सालगिरह की हार्दिक शुभकामनायें (sālgirah kī hārdik śubhkāmnāyeṅ) |
| Hungarian | Boldog születésnapot |
| Icelandic | Til hamingju með afmælið |
| Ido | Bona / Felica nasko-dio |
| Indonesian | Selamat ulang tahun |
| Interlingua | Felice anniversario |
| Inuktitut | ᓇᓪᓕᐅᓂᖅᓯᐅᑦᓯᐊᕆᑦ (Nalliuniqsiutsiarit) |
| Irish (Gaelic) | Breithlá sona duit Lá breithe shona duit |
| Italian | Buon compleanno |
| Japanese | お誕生日おめでとうございます (otanjōbi omedetō gozaimasu) |
| Jèrriais | Bouôn annivèrsaithe |
| Kazakh | Туған күнің құтты болсын! (Twğan küniñ quttı bolsın!) – inf Туған күніңіз құтты болсын! (Twğan küniñiz quttı bolsın!) – frm |
| Kinyarwanda | Isabukuru rwiza |
| Klingon | qoSlIj DatIvjaj |
| Korean | 생일축하합니다 (saengil chukha hamnida) |
| Kyrghyz | Туулган күнүң менен (Tuulgan kunun menen) |
| Latin | Felix dies natalis / Felix sit natalis dies |
| Latvian | Daudz laimes dzimšanas dienā / Apsveicu dzimšanas dienā |
| Limburgish | Gelökkige verjaordaag |
| Lipen Søerjehn | (Festoy Nensktag) |
| Lithuanian | Sveikinu gimtadienio proga |
| Lojban | terjbe.ui |
| Luxembourgeois | Vill Gléck fir däi Gebuertsdag! (inf) Vill Gléck fir äre Gebuertsdag! (frm) |
| Macedonian | Среќен роденден (Sreken rodenden) |
| Malay | Selamat hari jadi / Selamat hari lahir |
| Malayalam | ജന്മ ദിനാശംസകള (janma dina ashamsakal) |
| Manx | Laa-ruggyree sonney dhyt |
| Māori | Ra Whanau Kia Koe! Kia huritau ki a koe! |
| Marathi | वाढदिवसाच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा (vāḍhivsācyā hārdik śubhecchā) |
| Mongolian | Tєрсєн єдрийн баяр хvргэе (Tersen edriin bayar hurgeye) |
| Nepali | जन्मदिनको शुभकामना! (janmadinko shubhakamana) |
| Ndebele | Langelihle lokuzanwa |
| Norwegian | Gratulerer med dagen Gratulerer med fødselsdagen |
| Occitan | Aürós aniversari! |
| Persian | (tavallodet mobārak) تولدت مبارک |
| Polish | Wszystkiego najlepszego z okazji urodzin Wszystkiego najlepszego! |
| Portuguese | Parabéns Feliz aniversário |
| Romanian | La mulţi ani |
| Russian | С днем рождения (S dniom roždenija) |
| Sabethir | (Erathie’hyavras) |
| Scottish Gaelic | Là breith sona dhuit/dhuibh |
| Serbian | Срећан рођендан (Srećan rođendan) |
| Sesotho | Letsatsi le monate la tswalo |
| Sindarin | Nostor veren |
| Sinhala | Subha upan dinayak |
| Slovak | Všetko najlepšie (k narodeninám) |
| Slovenian | Vse najboljše (za rojstni dan) |
| Spanish | ¡feliz cumpleaños! |
| Swahili | Nakutakia mema kwa siku yako ya kuzaliwa! Siku-kuo ya zaliwa njema! Furaha Ya Siku Ya Kuza Liwa! |
| Swedish | Grattis på födelsedagen |
| Tagalog | Maligayang kaarawan (Happy Birthday) Maligayang bati sa iyong kaarawan (Happy birthday to you) Nawa’y pagpalain ka ng Diyos ng marami pang kaarawan (May God bless you with many more birthdays to come) |
| Thai | สุขสันต์วันเกิด (sook sun wan gerd) |
| Turkish | Doğum günün kutlu olsun |
| Turkmen | Doglan günüň gutly bolsun |
| Ukrainian | Многая Літа (Mnohaja Lita) = “Many Years” З днем народження (Z dnem narodžennia) |
| Urdu | (salgirah mubarak) سالگِرہ مبارک |
| Uzbek | Tug’ilgan kuningiz bilan! |
| Vietnamese | Chúc mừng sinh nhật |
| Volapük | Motöfadeli yofik |
| Welsh | Penblwydd Hapus |
| Xhosa | Imini emnandi kuwe |
| Yiddish | (A freilekhn geburtstog) א פריילעכן געבורטסטאג (Mazl-tov tsu dayn geburtstog) מזל־טובֿ צו דײַן געבוירנטאָג |
| Zazaki | Roca toya d?nya-amaene bımbareke bo! |
| Zulu | Halala ngosuku lokuzalwa |
Happy Birthday, doosbestuurder.
The okes what are on fokkendoos.blogspot.com are also doing birfday wish. Vern does not drive kak, he moers the other cars out the way.
Vernon’s First Birthday

Happy Birthday from the Ladies at WWE RAW
Yes indeed, the legend what are Vernon Koekemoer, your ramboguy, is officially one year old – and to fink it all starts wif one little foto. Close to 500 submissions, thousands of comments and hundreds of thousands of visitors later it’s time to say congrats to the big oke. We’ll be doing that over the next week(s).
We’ve already had one wish from Watkykjy – always the ones to get on the front of the bus and blow the toeter on their waterskoeter, and there’s a bunch more to come.
If you want to wish Vern heppy heppy, comment below or send your birthday submission, be it a video or another lekker mashup from Vern’s life, to koekemoer [at] vernon.co.za.
And remember, without you okes, Vern would be, well, he’d be Vernon effing Koekemoer, bra. Ja, shut up and get commenting.



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